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Six months to live

A middle-aged man was devastated when his doctor told him he had only six months to live.

The doctor suggested that he should make his will, tidy up all the loose ends, make his funeral arrangements, and then enjoy what might be left of his life to the fullest.

"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the doctor.

"I think I'll go and live with the mother-in-law because it'll be the longest six months of my life" the dying man replied.

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