Advertising & Design

• If adverts told the truth...
• Clever advertising
• Plain and Simple
• Who the hell designed this ride
• Viagra Fencing
• Signage
• Washing instructions
• Don't you just love the way Australians don't bother with fancy advertising?
• Why lie...
• Sofa King... say it slowly
• Small Ads
• Nature's compliments

Art

• Mona Lisa after 1 week in the USA

Alcohol

• 12 signs you've had too much to drink

Animals

• Poor Steve Irwin
• What pets do while you're at work
• Free cat

• Smiling animals
• Bad hair day
• Just adorable
• See my friend behind me...?
• Stressed out..
• Fridge magnet
• More caffeine anyone ?! ?!
• Retards... we all know one
• A dog's best friend
• Biker Cat
• Barge guard
• The cat's arsehole
• Everyone likes to know a good handy man
• Don't know who to feel more sorry for...
• Watch out for Ice

Bereavement

• Losing a friend

Body Art

• Bummer of a Tattoo
• Some interesting body jewellery
• Yum!

Celebrities

• The power of make-up and a hairdryer
• Ainsley Harriott Sausages
• Fozzy Osbourne

Customs & Excise

• No one is above suspicion

Diet

• A Jolly Good Recovery

Hobbies & Sports

• Beginner's Golf

Holidays

• Yesterday we went to the beach. I don't think i'll be going again.

Homes

• Bedsit available... close to the station

Humans

• Don't ever complain about your body again....
• Why it's important to smile in photos
• If you see da' police....
• Queen of the blondes
• Desperate for a ticket...
• Asanas - Indian Vs Scottish Style Yoga
• Parents can be so cruel
• er.. yeah.

Inventions

• Aren't the Japanese great
• Unusual doorbell
• Baby Mops
• The latest in kids dummies

Literature

• A new character for Mr Men
• Ladybird Books are back in fashion
• Revised Mr Men Books

Medical

• Irish paramedics

Men

• Why women stay single
• Man of The Year

Motors

• Some idiot banged my car yesterday
• Motorbiking
• You get what you pay for
• If you can't afford the real thing

Music

• Ray Charles

Politics

• Just a normal day in the office

Relationships

• How men screw up romance
• Why am I still single?

Revenge

• Bitter Breakups
• Bitter Dismissals

Seasonal

• How easter eggs are made

Small Details

• Details that kill your photos
• Bill Box
• Stick people
• A kodak moment

Style & Fashion

• Clever t-shirt design
• Best T-Shirt designs
• Does my ... look big in this
• T-shirts for women
• Best Bikini Top
• Shoes for the British summer

Terrorism

• How to tell if there is a terrorist at the airport
• Latest news from Muslim heaven

Weather

• Gary's weather forecasting stone
• Positive effects of global warming

Weddings

• You are at a wedding... You are a total Diva.
• Jihad Bride Magazine
• Why grooms aren't allowed to order the wedding cake

Women

• 50s style postcards
• Never tell a woman she can't cook

Workplace

• Things to do when a co-worker goes on holiday
• Office parking
• Female IT Experts
• Some items every office needs
• You want me to do what....?!
• Safety equipment for workers on site
• Situations vacant
• The Real Kings of Logistics
• Taking working from home a bit far...

Advice

• Never hold your farts in
• Don't argue with an idiot
• A father's advice to his soon to be married son

Alcohol

• Alcohol warnings
• Irish joke

Animals

• An amazing story involving an elephant
• A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse
• A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner..
• Fridge magnet
• Swimming with sharks
• Feeding the birds
• Hand me my cigarettes...
• Sheep breeding

Bereavement

• For heaven's sake will someone tell her it's a mushroom!!
• The cremated husband
• An email gone wrong
• Newsflash...

Blondes

• MS Word for blondes
• A Blonde's Year in Review
• Indecent exposure
• Blonde of the year
• Male Dumb Blonde

Chinese Proverbs

• Man who run in front of car...

Diets

• Please god - if you can't make me thin...
• When I was young I used to go skinny dipping...
• Chocolate...
• A special diet to help women cope with stress

Education

• Comprehensive and Private School Exam Papers

Fairytales

• Everything the princess touched would melt...
• Three Little Pigs
• Nursery Rhymes

For the ladies

• God and Eve
• Brain Transplant
• A sexy woman in a quiet rural pub
• How to tell a guy its OVER
• Homeless woman
• Evening Classes for Men
• Warning: this could happen to you...

Friendship

• A good friend
• Friendship is like...

Geographical

• Pakistani Earthquake

Going Out

• Bob and Steve noticed no one else was wearing a collar
• The great outdoors

Internet

• Email warning - Bedtimes
• Chat rooms

Kids

• Billy's Gay Dancer Dad
• 6 reasons not to mess with children
• Stranger on a plane
• My teacher says little girls can grow up to be anything they choose

Life

• Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life....
• 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
• Great truths that we have learnt
• The four stages of life
• Every day of my life I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off
• THANKS for parking for close
• How to Annoy
• Six months to live

Marriage

• Hand me the hairdryer
• Strange buzzing noise
• Fifties
• Scot wedding
• A day at the Zoo
• Reality Check
• Having a baby
• You don't look anything like the long haired, skinny kid I married 25 years ago...
• Plush restaurant
• Unusual touching
• Anniversary wish
• The first divorce related to September 11th
• How times have changed
• Late home

Medical

• "Yes! That was very loud Mr. Trainer, but...
• Doctor's Receptionist
• Inner Peace
• Ears
• Booze Bus
• Hermaphrodite

Men

• Why men are rarely published in the agony aunt column
• Mens' Rules

Men & Women

• Please sit down to pee
• The difference between men and women
• Apples and Wine
• Men & Women's English

Mothers

• My mother taught me...
• Clean underwear?

Motoring

• Joe wanted to buy a motorbike....
• A lady walks into a BMW dealership....
• Motoring Offences
• Bike for Sale
• If my body were a car
• Nelson Mandela

Old Age

• My generation....

Pets

• How to give a cat a pill

Professions

• Court of Law Transcripts
• Real Insurance Claims
• 2006 Best Newspaper Headlines
• A Tax Inspector and a Rabbi
• Beautiful Flight Attendant

Religion

• The ugly bus
• Moses His First Years
• Noahs Ark
• Creation - The Australian version
• I accidently kicked his head said Buddhist Monk

Riddles

• Pantyhose quiz

Romance

• A pair of gloves for his sweetheart

Seasonal

• Thanks Giving at Sesame Street
• Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
• Christmas is just....
• Three wise women
• Best wishes
• It had to happen

Sex

• Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious abut sex...
• It has been determind the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position...
• Priceless
• White Baby
• 69

Shopping

• Adult Dog Store

Smoking

• Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis...

Spirituality

• Powers of the mind

Sports & Hobbies

• Weekly round of golf

Style & Fashion

• Overheard

Terrorism

• The two men arrested in connection with....
• It must be done for Great Britain

UK Living

• Tired of your job?
• Congratulations on your Giro

Women

• The seven dwarves of menopause
• How a woman's brain works
• Dictionary for women's personal ads
• What faces women find attractive
• Each woman, has always wished for 4 animals in her life

Workplace

• Tickle me elmo toys
• A new army captain
• Sexual harassment
• Chinese sick leave
• The cannibal story
• Igloo contractors
• Caution Men at Work
• The 5-Minute Management Course
• "Keep On Smiling" Office Kit
• Change of direction

Political

• Falling George Bush

Alcohol

• The Value of a Drink

Life

• The brain is a wonderful organ

Shopping

• Getting dressed up

Email

• National Good Looking Person Day
• Good looks catch the eye

Transport

• Scary lift

Pavement Art

• Chalk drawings by Julian Beever

Hidden Images

• Focus on the red spot for at least 15 seconds